Here are the top 10 Fantasy Football punishments:
#10: Taking the ACT again
This one is a classic because nobody wants to take the ACT in the first place, let alone taking it again simply for losing in fantasy. Another part of it is that you can’t speed through the test and just go home because the time of each section needs to pass before you can even start the next section.
#9: Highest level spray tan
My guess is you haven’t even seen anyone with the highest level spray tan. Let me tell you that you don’t want to. It looks atrocious.
#8: Buzz and Bleach
This is known as pretty much the worst haircut ever. Your hair won’t look normal for at least a couple of months.
#6: Run a marathon
A marathon is 26.2 miles. You are going to be throwing up and you might even wish that you were dead. Which is why it makes for such a great punishment for the loser of your league.
#5: Only McDonald’s for a month
Yes, this means that you can only eat at McDonald’s for a whole month, and nothing else. So you’d better get used to Mcnuggets.
#4: Streak at a popular sporting event
This is a great punishment. Not only that, but the people at the event will understand the weight of the punishment.
#3: Quit your job
Nobody is going to miss you because you suck at fantasy.
#2: Divorce your spouse or break up with your significant other
The only reason this one isn’t number one is because you probably don’t have a spouse or significant other.
#1: Set off a firework in a dry mountain
This punishment is the worst of them all. Its consequences are self-explanatory.