Wandering the halls of Timpview (or any high school for that fact) can feel like walking into a sitcom. Snippets of conversations that don’t make sense even when they are in context, funny remarks, sarcastic comments, and occasionally some head-turning statements. So, what kind of things are heard in the halls at Timpview?

“It’s like a best friend, but with pockets!”

“It also adds an extra layer of mmm to my veins and arteries.”

“Timpview is a glutinous energy hole.”

“I come from a long line of dead people.”

“So, flying, sexy women, basically.”

“Gotta help those fat potatoes into the world.”

“I believe that you will fail!”

“You gonna braid her hair with your feet?”

“How can we eat sushi in the woods if it’s raining?”

“Neckbeards!”

“You’re very fluent in Yapanese.”

“I don’t kill people often.”

“If you look in the mirror and hate yourself, don’t get Botox. Get therapy.”

“We are literally a cult.”

“She is a female. We have stated that before.”

“And now that I messed up my high kicks, I’ll be needing staples.”

“Color blindness? That’s a deal breaker for me.”

“I love courting deaf women.”

“I saw some fat guy in your window.”

“I’m going to puke up spiderwebs.”

“People are going to get upset when you start eating orphans.”

“Potato, I need a hug.”

“We’re all secretly women!”

“Please don’t tell me you were touching chickens.”

“If she can have her feet out, I can get a massage.”

“You don’t look like you’d make people join a ponzi scheme anymore.”

“I feel like I look like a little medieval squire boy.”

“On a scale from North Korea to America, how free are you?”

“I think I’m going to be sick on test day.”

“The longest committed relationship I’ve been in was ten minutes with a Chick-fil-A sandwich.”

“Provo School District is great at building schools in the two places you don’t want schools built. A fault line and a swamp.”

“The new football sign costs more than my house!”

“Mom and Dad got stuck with you. They chose me!”

“Good Gandhi!”

It’s these kinds of carefree moments that make going to high school memorable and bearable, and they happen all the time, whether people recognize it or not. So, the next time “sexy” is overheard or an out-of-context statement has the whole class trying not to laugh, take in and enjoy the spontaneous moment.