The random conversations. The out of context comments (which are sometimes worse with context.) The things you wish you never heard. The jokes that make others question your well-being. That’s right! Back at it again with Heard in the Halls. Get ready to hear what your Timpview peers are saying.
“Are you playing with minors again?”
“I’ll self harm you. Wait, that’s not how it works.”
“This feels illegal! Is this why gambling is bad?!”
“We love our women pals.”
“C’mon Bessie!”
“They make fun of me behind my back and in front of my back.”
“I’m not Mormon. I’m Mexican.”
“I love hearing your lips smacking. Just not right now.”
“I agree. We should withhold water from minors.”
“I’m gonna make a grandpa puppet just to gnaw your shoulder.”
“I know you all want to be the first to touch the children.”
“I don’t vape here. I literally tap dance.”
“Hashtag Good Samaritan.”
“You freak. There’s three of us up here.”
“After he got a spray tan, I couldn’t resist him.”
“We are the daughters of Satan.”
“I stole your knee-cap.”
“Very cute, but if you sit like that, you’ll be flashing everyone.”
“Is anyone else’s skin burning?”
“I miss my old man makeup.”
“You want me to do hickey?”
“Maybe you should close your eyes and say a prayer.”
“I like your body. Very sexy.”
“You’re taking away the stripper corner.”
“They’re genuinely so dumb that they can’t be mean.”
“Is that what they call rizzing up?”
It’s not that hard to hear snippets of unhinged chatter. So, the next time you’re bored in class or impatiently waiting for the bell to ring, take a listen to your peers conversation. You might just overhear something worthy of your quote book.
