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Timpview needs to back it up

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Jon Kwong
Jessica Hawkins (center) grieves over the mess that her peers, Anna (right) and Kevin (left), have created.

Timpview, we’ve got a parking problem. Ever since the school was built in 1977, it’s been apparent that parking is and will be a continuing problem. So why does our parking suck? Who or what is responsible?
Before we dive right into it, let’s have a little meet and greet with the problem itself. In talking about the parking lot, junior Christopher Johnson says, “It is very busy and if you come close to when the bell rings, it’s gonna be hard to find a spot.” Senior Grace Perry adds, “I get here really early, so I can find a good spot. [Since] I use the big parking lot, I have to leave my house like ten minutes earlier to find a spot.” To sum it up, perhaps senior Tommy Rosenvall says it best, “It’s awful, it’s absolutely terrible.”
And they’re not wrong. Currently, with 1070 upperclassmen and only 487 actual designated student parking spaces (yes, we actually counted all of them), there’s simply not enough designated parking. And when you consider the fact that Timpview was built to last fifty years, the shortage of spots is puzzling. But that’s not all. Factor in the tightness of the parking lot plus the craziness of upperclassmen (and occasional sophomore) finding and getting out of a spot for the beginning and end of class or lunch, and I think we can all agree that Timpview’s parking lot is, at times, a living hell.
So what do some people do to avoid that giant mess? They park in other places that have, over time, become the norm\; the street parking on Timpview Drive for example, or the tennis court parking lot. “I usually park out [front], like where it swings in,” says Johnson. “It’s less busy down there.”
So we know we can blame the shortage of parking spaces on Timpview’s miscalculation of upperclassmen for a horrible parking experience, but is there something else that should take some blame? Or should I say, someone? New drivers, I’m looking at you.
Increasing class sizes at Timpview means more inexperienced drivers on the roads and parking lots. The Juniors lead the pack with 600 students, but the rest (excluding the seniors) are not far behind. With their shiny new licenses, a lot of them feel the immediate need to drive to school for no good reason other than it’s more convenient. But the decisions that they make are often times questionable, and that shows. Rosenvall cites inexperience: “They’re just inexperienced. I mean granted, I’ve only got you know, an extra year, but I mean, sophomore year… I saw two accidents happen within 30 minutes from each other. And it was just stupid things like not looking before you back out, you know, just not paying attention, being on your phone, stuff like that. So, I mean, it’s just inexperience.” And by no means am I drawing the conclusion that all new drivers are bad drivers. Some know what they’re doing and that’s great (by all means, use the parking lot), but the rest don’t, which is why you need some experience. So new drivers, please do everyone else a favor and don’t use the parking lot when you barely know how to park. Go drive around and gain that experience. Then, when you’re confident in your driving abilities, use it. That way, when the next school season rolls around, the parking lot will be a bit more zen. The level of chaos will go down because people will know what they’re doing.
So besides new drivers getting some experience, what are some other ways to improve Timpview parking? Make sure people are actually paying for their spot? Reserve a certain amount of spots for the Seniors and then give the rest to the Juniors? Leave your ideas in the comments. But for now, it seems, the most plausible way forward is a new school. By rebuilding the school, you’re not only guaranteeing more parking, but a safer school, effectively killing two birds with one stone. So let’s hope that when Timpview is rebuilt, that they seriously consider the growing student population and give us a bigger parking lot. But I guess until then, we’ll have to settle for the same thing that we’ve been settling for for the last four decades: chaos and street parking. And when you add those two things together, what do you get? A parking lot that sucks.

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    nobodyMay 16, 2022 at 2:50 PM

    It was nicer at that time than now. Now It just sucks

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    Albert EinsteinJan 28, 2021 at 8:40 PM

    @Shrek

    Point.

    But if you know anything about astrophysicists, you would know that we like to round numbers where they shouldn’t be rounded.

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    sheldonMar 30, 2020 at 12:47 PM

    I have never had a parking problem at Timpview, and I didn’t know you could pay to park until reading this.

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    ShrekMar 12, 2020 at 9:13 AM

    @Albert Einstein you mean if every upperclassman carpooled with 2.2 other people? You don’t want to leave out that 1/5th of a person!

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    Ka'aleMar 10, 2020 at 2:31 PM

    This is my third highschool and something we did at one of my other schools is the seniors got to pay for a spot, They bought the spot for $30 all year and they got to paint their spot. In order to buy a spot you need at least 3 classes a day. you could offer 244 spots (half of them) to seniors and once 244 are gone then its back to normal with first come first serve. In order to park in the spot they have a pass in the dash.

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    ALAN BROOKSMar 10, 2020 at 11:56 AM

    THE MAN HAS TRIED TO CENSOR ME, BUT I WILL NOT BE SILENCED. DAVID SUTHERLAND, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID, I KNOW WHAT YOU ON DECEMBER 26 1991. I AM WATCHING STANDARD DEVIL UH.

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    Alan BrooksMar 10, 2020 at 11:43 AM

    To understand the true reason for the lack of parking spaces, one need only look to the supreme leader of timpview’s drivers, David Sutherland. He is the ringleader, and he uses his powers to brain students during the simulators, and reak havoc . The parking spaces are simply a sign of the greater rot that festers within Timpview’s drivers ed program. David Sutherland, which is anagram of Standard Devil Uh, is a clearly a demon sent by the ancient Gods to cause the slow torture and suffering of Timpview students, in order to fuel their rise to power. Watch this space for more information.

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    lil uziMar 10, 2020 at 10:08 AM

    Maybe if the faculty was less concerned about enforcing the 5 students who park in the faculty parking lot, and more concerned with the easily 50% of cars in the main parking lots and range that don’t have a parking permit where people like me who paid for one can’t find a spot then there wouldn’t be a problem. Enforce the parking permits in the student parking and quit being selfish, admin.

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    Albert EinsteinMar 9, 2020 at 8:39 AM

    Brilliant idea:
    Carpool.
    1070/487=2.2
    If every upperclassman carpooled with just one other person, then the problem would be fixed.

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